Things my children said to me in the last few days.

What happened to your face?

This dinner is disgusting.

Need help wiping your bum?

Oh, no its a big boo boo! (No, it’s just a pimple, but, thanks for noticing.)

You have too much hair, I better cut it off. (Please put the scissors down, immediately.)

Is your hair dirty again?

Don’t kill my sister!!

Just don’t kill me either, ok?

Do you want some beer, mom? (definitely.)

Are you gonna tie Josie to her bed?

What are those hook things? Those for Rita to nurse?

No nap, no nap, no nap, no nap, no nap, no nap, no nap!!!!

Do you need tucked into your bed?

It’s okay, mom, I will help you with the laundry. Does everything have poop on it again?

Did Jesus make this too? Oh that’s right, God did it.

My bum is broken again.

I want Daddy.

2 thoughts on “Things my children said to me in the last few days.

  1. I’m intrigued by ‘are you going to tie Josie to her bed’? mainly because I want to know if it worked!?!?! haha. These are hilarious 😉

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