And the post-poop convo went something like this:
“Josie, its not okay to poop on the floor.”
“Why?”
“Because poop is dirty and we have to put it in a toilet or in a diaper so that we don’t get dirty.”
“Why?”
“Because that’s what poop is.”
“Why?”
One minute later
“Josie what do you have in your mouth?”
“OH, its just some gum.”
“Josie, let me see.”
“Josie, that’s not gum thats a screw.”
“OH, sorry. I want gum.”