Things I said to Josie, today.

“Please stop riding the baby.”
“Josie, get off the baby’s head.”
“Do you want raisins in your macaroni?”
“I don’t think the baby wants you to draw on her.”
“Josie, put down the crayons.”
” Bite him if he hits you again.”
“Get out of the sink.”
“Put down the knife.”
“Get off of the counter.”
“You can’t wear the high heels down the stairs.”
“How did you get up there?”
“Where are my shoes?”
“Where is my phone?”
“How did you break this window?”

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